Steve-O's Mega Monster Breakfast Sandwich

What you are looking at is my husband's ideal breakfast.
Disclaimer: I did not make this sandwich.



















What you see from top to bottom:
Toast
Provolone
2 eggs
Sausage Patty
2 eggs
Provolone
Toast

When I'm feeling lazy or busy with real chores, Steven occassionally has to make his own breakfast. When left to his own devices this is what he comes up with.

















"This sandwich is not for the weak. Just lifting it to your mouth requires pure dedication. Make sure you quote me on that." -Steven Workman