This is George. George is a porter where I work and has been since 1994. The first time I met George he gave me some perfume samples. I thought he was a sweet old man who was just welcoming me to the building. After I told him Thank you he replied "Ugh, I just hope you smell better than what you do right now." That was my first encounter with George.

This morning after spotting a policwoman in the building he informed me that I couldn't run any longer, they found me. The policewoman even had a subpeona or something to be able to take me in. I asked him if I could hide in the back of the break room and he responded, "NO! I already have 2 or 3 back there. There's no more room.".

Two Friday's ago was his birthday and a nice lady brought cupcakes to celebrate. Everyone knows George and he knows most everyone. If he doesn't he'll pretend he does and be just as ornery to you as the next person. We all decided to get a picture with him but Ashley and I wanted to do a little more. I think we made him nervous and after the picture was taken he asked if anyone knew a good attorney because he would need one after his wife saw these pictures. I asked George what he was planning to do for his birthday to which he simply replied, "Sex!". Congratulations oh yea Happy Birthday too.