6 weeks 'til summer

There are approximately six weeks until the summer season (read: swimsuit season) and I need to get my self in some sort of shape other than lumpy, bulging and round. Here are some factors that are currently motivating me to get in shape.

1) The term "muffin top" made it into the dictionary. A friend of mine told me this but I've been too afraid to look it up myself. If you see it there please don't tell me.

2) My best friend is pregnant and although she is extemely teeny tiny (I think she shops at Gap Kids) I can't let myself be bigger than my pregnant friend. I mean, there's a baby in there for the love of Pete! I don't have a baby in me anymore. (Although I wish I did because then I wouldn't have to worry about trimming this waist line...Oh honey...we need to talk...soon.)

3) I have a green bikini that I rocked two years ago and I intend to rock it again. The fact that I only obtained ONE itsy bitsy stretch mark won't detour me. Ima gonna do it

4) Cailyn is about to crawl/walk and I'll have to be in shape to keep up with her.

5) Grandma arms, batwings,  whatever you call this, I don't want anymore. Cailyn squeezes and squishes it when I'm holding her from time to time. Nothing makes me feel more certain that action needs to be taken immediately.

6) There was a huge storm in northern Oklahoma this past weekend complete with hail. No, I was not laying face down outside, that's just my bottom.