7) Getting to see Steven's best friend and party all night with him. He truly is a party animal.
6) Meeting Jeramiah's girlfriend Jess. She's adorable and nice. Jeramiah, are you listening? Please don't ruin this for me. Thank you, Amen.
5) Cab rides. I know this may sound crazy but it's the ONLY time I ever ride in a cab. I think it's pretty fun. You never know what your drive will be like or how he/she drives. Call me nerdy but it's a thrill. This year our cab wrecked. While we were in it. We're still not sure how it happened. Our driver failed to notice a 2 ton duelly in front of him with a welded iron bumper. I suspect he lost his job.
4) Meeting new people. Like the arse hole who yelled in my ear the entire second half of the game. By the way, let me congratulate you. Congratulations grown man who yelled at a young lady. You are probably unemployed as you should be.
3) Fast food. We don't eat fast food ever. Well, hardly ever. It's my one chance on a road trip to scarf McDonald's and boy did I ever scarf on some McDonald's. Nuggets and a cheeseburger. It was delicious. Lord forgive me for I have sinned...
2) We saw Bill Gerber. He's an out of control bull in a China cabinet. This equals lots of spontaneity and fun. Ladies and Gentleman meet Bill Gerber:
1) This guy-

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