It's 10:00, do you know what your kids are reading?

Steven and I purchased a Sam's Club membership a few months ago. I love Sam's and I love to stock up. Last week I went to stock up toothbrushes and trashbags. While I was wandering through the aisles I decided I'd like to find a good book. I didn't find a good book but I did find this.

Here was another.

I can almost feel his bloated pain and and smell the flatulence.

And the third one Adequately Titled:

Of course there is rough weather ahead for any dog who can't control his bowels.