***Warning***
Some material may be disturbing to certain viewers. (Just kidding!)
Me: What is your favorite meal I cook for you?
Steve: Man, I cant even begin to narrow it down to one.
Me: Top three...
Steve: Breakfast burritos, Chicken Parmesan, and then....I don't know.
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Me: What if I didn't like NCAA Basketball and March Madness?
Steve: You're gone! Just kidding. As long as you didnt pull any whiney *censored* when I wanted to watch.
Me: Oh good.
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Me: What if I had janky teeth?
Steve: How janky we talkin' here? (I love the honesty.)
Me: Just crooked.
Steve: Yellow?
Me: No, just crooked.
Steve: Missing any?
Me: No, just crooked.
Steve: I could deal with crooked. We could fix that. =)
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Me: What if when we met we visited the whole night and I was so cool and then you found out that I was missing half an arm?
Steve: Well, which half?
Me: ???
Steve: Do you have a prosthetic arm or hand or just a nub?
Me: Moving on...
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Me: What if I were a midget?
Steve: Midgets don't do it for me. I'm just being real.
Steve asked me a couple of questions.
Steve: What if I absolutely sucked at sports?
Me: Umm, I could handle that. (I love his confidence.)
Steve: Or didn't even like sports at all?
Me: We would have issues.
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I love getting to know my husband. He's so honest. Some might try to beat around the bush but not my guy. He's honest. Always has been and makes no bones about it.

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